When/If I grow up

I want to be a famous actor like Brad Pitt or George Clooney or even Bruce Willis or Sly Stallone.

Not for the money,

Nor the Fame,

Nor the women (of which I'm sure there are many),

But for this one simple reason: You can put yourself into the most bad ass roles imaginable.

It's been a while since I've seen any of them playing anything but the coolest motherfuckers you've ever seen in a feature film.