So, last night I dressed in drag for a themed party. I was gorgeous. I had pink hotpants, a lowcut top, makeup, and a purse covering my package. Being a woman for the night made me realize somethings:
When you're dressed skimpily, you can become self-concious. I was constantly wondering if people liked my makeup, and I was constantly adjusting my crotch to make sure I wasn't exposed.
Also, when you wear that few clothes, you actually feel more liberated and open. With pants that high up on my thigh, I was basically basically "out there for the world to see". It's actually quite liberating.
So I think I get it. That's why women who dress sexy-like have confidence, even ugly fat ones. Which must be why women love confidence in a man so much.
It all makes sense now.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Monday, April 9, 2007
An Open Letter to My Future Self
Dear Future Kevin,
What up dawg? (That's the popular greeting in 2007) How's life been treating me? I hope good. Things are going pretty good on my side of the temporal spectrum. I'm writing because there are some things you need to know, rather, remember.
I wanted to be somebody. I hope I still do. Or better yet, I hope I'm that body right now. Yeah, in fact, you better be successful by now, or at least on the road to it. Cuz if not, I'm going to be pissed. You had big dreams, aspirations, and if you haven't followed through on one of them, well then, you're just a no good failure.
Kill yourself.
I'm serious man. You better be a writer. Or something sweet. You better have a hot wife and some sweet kid(s). If not, cash in your chips, cut your losses and get out of this world, as I'm sure it's crowded enough by now.
Hey, remember college? I hope you remember me as the coolest kid ever, cuz I'm not actually, but time has a way of altering memories.
But yeah, the future must be sweet, I mean, it's the fucking FUTURE! Do they have jetpacks yet? Hotels on the moon? Have they found a way to send messages back in time?
I can only hope the world has advanced according to Gene Roddenberry's predictions. If so, screw writer, I want you on the course for Starship Captain (but I'd settle for lieutenant).
Say hi to your kid(s) for me; slap your hot wife on the ass and say "feels like it did in 2010", chicks still digg compliments, right?
Hasta LaVista , Baby
Kevin M. Wowsh
What up dawg? (That's the popular greeting in 2007) How's life been treating me? I hope good. Things are going pretty good on my side of the temporal spectrum. I'm writing because there are some things you need to know, rather, remember.
I wanted to be somebody. I hope I still do. Or better yet, I hope I'm that body right now. Yeah, in fact, you better be successful by now, or at least on the road to it. Cuz if not, I'm going to be pissed. You had big dreams, aspirations, and if you haven't followed through on one of them, well then, you're just a no good failure.
Kill yourself.
I'm serious man. You better be a writer. Or something sweet. You better have a hot wife and some sweet kid(s). If not, cash in your chips, cut your losses and get out of this world, as I'm sure it's crowded enough by now.
Hey, remember college? I hope you remember me as the coolest kid ever, cuz I'm not actually, but time has a way of altering memories.
But yeah, the future must be sweet, I mean, it's the fucking FUTURE! Do they have jetpacks yet? Hotels on the moon? Have they found a way to send messages back in time?
I can only hope the world has advanced according to Gene Roddenberry's predictions. If so, screw writer, I want you on the course for Starship Captain (but I'd settle for lieutenant).
Say hi to your kid(s) for me; slap your hot wife on the ass and say "feels like it did in 2010", chicks still digg compliments, right?
Hasta La
Kevin M. Wowsh
Thursday, April 5, 2007
Where have I been?
I apologize for my lack of daily updates recently, but I assure you, I've been delightfully busy.
-I'm about a week or two shy of getting On-Air at WPGU 107.1, the Campus Radio Station. When that happens, I'll be sure to mob everyone I know with a link to stream it over the net. Oh, hell, here it is prematurely: www.wpgu.com
-School work is kicking my ass. I'm either not trying, or just overwhelmed. I have this one class, all math and physics. Thing is, I haven't taken either of those subject within the past 4 years. You can understand the difficulty.
-Jumping the Shark is doing real well. We just finished a new sketch. It's going to take some time to edit, but here's a teaser. PSA. This clip is going at the end of a sitcom-esque movie. We're also writing, editing, and sharing a buttload of ideas. I think Derek and I have figured out our second episodic series (the first being Neighborhood Watch, which currently only has one episode). This one is going to be about forming a band. That simple, but you'd be surprised at how funny this situation can be. We're both going to draw on inspiration from the high school bands we've been in. Hopefully, it will be both a statement of the music world, and of youth culture.
We're also entering a contest on April 28th, a comedy fest here at UIUC. I'm not sure if we're performing, or submitting a video. Either way, should be a good time. Also, I'm waiting for this cool dude Matt to get back to me on an improv troupe he's part of that is recruiting. Should be a fun time.
So yeah, if no one else reads this, I hope my future-self does, so he knows where I was at age 21.
Hi Kevin! I hope you're successful!
-I'm about a week or two shy of getting On-Air at WPGU 107.1, the Campus Radio Station. When that happens, I'll be sure to mob everyone I know with a link to stream it over the net. Oh, hell, here it is prematurely: www.wpgu.com
-School work is kicking my ass. I'm either not trying, or just overwhelmed. I have this one class, all math and physics. Thing is, I haven't taken either of those subject within the past 4 years. You can understand the difficulty.
-Jumping the Shark is doing real well. We just finished a new sketch. It's going to take some time to edit, but here's a teaser. PSA. This clip is going at the end of a sitcom-esque movie. We're also writing, editing, and sharing a buttload of ideas. I think Derek and I have figured out our second episodic series (the first being Neighborhood Watch, which currently only has one episode). This one is going to be about forming a band. That simple, but you'd be surprised at how funny this situation can be. We're both going to draw on inspiration from the high school bands we've been in. Hopefully, it will be both a statement of the music world, and of youth culture.
We're also entering a contest on April 28th, a comedy fest here at UIUC. I'm not sure if we're performing, or submitting a video. Either way, should be a good time. Also, I'm waiting for this cool dude Matt to get back to me on an improv troupe he's part of that is recruiting. Should be a fun time.
So yeah, if no one else reads this, I hope my future-self does, so he knows where I was at age 21.
Hi Kevin! I hope you're successful!
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