Historical Comedy

I want to write a comedy movie based somewhere in America's Early History. Possibly Declaration of Independance time (1492) or something.

Regardless, it is going to be grossly historically innacurate.

I'm going to touch on the subjects of Revloution, Slavery, and Manifest Destiny.

And there will be one scene where I need to get somewhere quickly, so I throw some woman out of her horse and buggy, Grand Theft Auto style.

She will shout : "You can't do that!"

And I will respond: "I'm a white, male, land-owning citizen."

"I can do whatever the fuck I want!"